Unbelievable...

Psst. Yeah you. You like reading, man? You wanna reeeeeed? Oh you do? My man, I can take care of you, tonight. 2.99 a read, man. 2.99... top notch words. Top notch words. You a cop? I said, "Are you a friggin' COP?! Sorry man, it was a test - I had to test you, there. Wha? I don't know man, a book about a baby or something - look, you want to read tonight or what because I got a line of folk who DO, okay? Of course I don't have it on me, you think I'm nuts? I know a guy who knows some guys. I can give you their names...

Ivan Ibookstore
Barney Barnes&Noble
Karl Kobo
Sir Richmond Worthington of the Smashwords Residence

Yeah you can trust them. Good gift - great gift. Tell them Dave sent you and everything will be coo - what? No I "don't sell drugs, too"! What kind of operation do you think I'm running here?!

Unbelievable...

LFH at KOBO!

The epic chronicling and analysis of the birth and first year of life of a seemingly human child (or the book I just wrote, whatever you like is fine...) is now available for future generations at the Kobo Store!

5% of any profit I make on my end goes to the World Wildlife Fund. Hal needs an Earth to live on, folks. Unless I'm right about his hidden spacecraft...

LFH at Apple!

I'm happy to announce Lessons From Hal is now available at Apple's iBookstore! Learn of the existence of ninja graveyards on your IOS device. Or, in that last sentence I guess...

LFH at Barnes&Noble!

Lessons From Hal is now available at Barnes&Noble! Get some eye nookie from your Nook!

Maybe let's not tell the Barnes&Noble people I said that...

IT'S HERE!

I'm pleased to announce, after a year in the making, the Lessons From Hal book is now available! Click on the above image or HERE to find out more info or how you can get your hands on one.

5% of all profits made by me will be donated to the World Wildlife Fund.

Release Date Announced!

I'm excited to tell you "Lessons From Hal" will be available Tuesday, July 31st! Stick around and I'll get you some info on how you can get your hands on a copy!

Even Closer...

Getting Closer...

Coming Soon!

I got a book coming out folks - prepare the reading section of your brain...

Lessons From Hal

Shameless Plug Alert!

In 2011, my beautiful wife gave birth to our wonderful son, Hal. In an effort to not only document the experience, but to help me process the new changes fatherhood brings, I started Lessons From Hal.

Lessons From Hal is updated daily with all the thoughts, suspicions, and well, lessons that having a child on this planet brings. Turns out there's a lot.

So, if you're a parent and want the comfort of knowing you're not the only one who suspects your child is a mind reading extra-terrestrial, you've finally found the place for you. If you're a non-parent and want a glimpse into all the irrational accusations parenthood brings, this is also the place for you.

You can check it out, follow it on Twitter, or ignore it completely at:

www.lessonsfromhal.com


UPDATE: I'm pleased to announce Lessons From Hal will be available in book form in the near future! It work's great as a gift, emotional guide, and replacement manual for that baby book all doctor's recommend* (*Note: Not to be used as a replacement manual for that baby book all doctor's recommend).


Stay tuned for more info!